MY TOP COMEDY SCREENPLAYS
...IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER OF FUNNINESS
1) ABSORB THE PITCH
2) READ THE SAMPLE PAGES
3) CONTACT ME FOR A PDF OF THE SCRIPT
(OR I CAN HAVE A TREE WACKED IN YOUR NAME.)
"GOT HEART?"
Action Comedy
When the entire organ courier company comes down with a serious bout of food poisoning, lovable but neurotic bookkeeper Darryl Dinkel becomes the only one capable of undertaking the mission of a lifetime--the delivery of the donor heart to Aldo, the biggest canine movie star in the world.
But Darryl loses the cooler holding the heart and now must confront all his anxieties, evade crazed dog lovers, and defeat a demented dog trainer who wants Aldo dead...all the while struggling to locate the cooler and deliver the heart to Aldo before the poor pooch is barking at the pearly gates!
AVAILABLE SCREENPLAY and WRITING SAMPLE
Co-written with Maria Veltre
But Darryl loses the cooler holding the heart and now must confront all his anxieties, evade crazed dog lovers, and defeat a demented dog trainer who wants Aldo dead...all the while struggling to locate the cooler and deliver the heart to Aldo before the poor pooch is barking at the pearly gates!
AVAILABLE SCREENPLAY and WRITING SAMPLE
Co-written with Maria Veltre
| got_heart_1st_act_6.24.pdf |
"WHO'S YOUR DADDY"
Teen Comedy
A small town Ohio teenager inherits a Playboy-like empire, quickly becoming seduced by the money and glamor until he discovers what truly matters in life.
WRITING SAMPLE ONLY
"Who's Your Daddy" on IMDB
Co-written with Maria Veltre
WRITING SAMPLE ONLY
"Who's Your Daddy" on IMDB
Co-written with Maria Veltre
| whos_your_daddy_-_pages.pdf |
"HIS LAST SHOT"
Romantic Comedy
Turned into a mortal by the gods as punishment for his romantic shenanigans of putting the wrong people together, a grown up Cupid must now win the love of a mortal woman in order to become a god again. No magic. No tricks. Just sweet old lovable him.
The catch? The object of his quest is the woman he has tormented the most, never letting anyone stay in love with her. And thanks to his mischief, she wants nothing to do with love or romance. Cupid help him! Wait...that's him. D'oh!
AVAILABLE SCREENPLAY and WRITING SAMPLE
Co-written with Maria Veltre
The catch? The object of his quest is the woman he has tormented the most, never letting anyone stay in love with her. And thanks to his mischief, she wants nothing to do with love or romance. Cupid help him! Wait...that's him. D'oh!
AVAILABLE SCREENPLAY and WRITING SAMPLE
Co-written with Maria Veltre
| his__last_shot_-_pages.pdf |
"BEFORE BILLY"
Family Comedy
KIM’s biological clock is ticking...and ticking...and ticking. In comic desperation, she takes a mysterious Chinese herbal compound, which is supposed to slow down her biological clock, giving her baby-phobic husband, BRYAN, more time to get used to the idea of parenthood.
Unfortunately for Kim, the herbalist makes a teensy little mistake and the concoction inadvertently reset Kim's clock to zero! She awakens one morning to discover that she's physically ten years old again, but with the knowledge and experience of a grown up woman. Now Kim and Bryan have to struggle to make things right again while learning what love, marriage, and parenthood are all about.
AVAILABLE SCREENPLAY and WRITING SAMPLE
(In turnaround from Universal Pictures.)
Co-written with Maria Veltre
Unfortunately for Kim, the herbalist makes a teensy little mistake and the concoction inadvertently reset Kim's clock to zero! She awakens one morning to discover that she's physically ten years old again, but with the knowledge and experience of a grown up woman. Now Kim and Bryan have to struggle to make things right again while learning what love, marriage, and parenthood are all about.
AVAILABLE SCREENPLAY and WRITING SAMPLE
(In turnaround from Universal Pictures.)
Co-written with Maria Veltre
| befor_billy_-_pages.pdf |
"KNOW YOU LIKE A PAPERBACK"
Romantic Comedy
Confronted by a marriage proposal, a young woman forgets how much she loves her live-in boyfriend of ten years and sets out on a romantic journey that screws up her life until she discovers what love and relationships are all about.
AVAILABLE SCREENPLAY and WRITING SAMPLE
Co-written with Maria Veltre
AVAILABLE SCREENPLAY and WRITING SAMPLE
Co-written with Maria Veltre
| know_you_like_a_paperback_-_pages.pdf |
"A DOG'S LIFE"
Fantasy Comedy
The life of a workaholic womanizer is turned upside down when his unhappy dog magically switches bodies with him, and refuses to switch back, going on to develop the world's best dog food.
AVAILABLE SCREENPLAY and WRITING SAMPLE
Co-written with Maria Veltre
AVAILABLE SCREENPLAY and WRITING SAMPLE
Co-written with Maria Veltre
| a_dogs_life_-_pages.pdf |
